# How many old people does it take to change a light bulb?

## How many old people does it take to change a light bulb?

How many [fill in the blank yourself] does to take to change a light bulb? The original answer to the joke is, “Three,” with the punchline being “… one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.”

## How many doctors does it take to change light bulb?

A: 5. One to change the bulb and 4 to pull the ladder out from under him. Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The light bulb has to want to change. 2. How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan. 3. How many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it then get pissed when it doesn’t screw. 4.

How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room spins. 29. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish. 30. How many graphic designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

### How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One-hundred. 1 to change the lightbulb and the other 99 to tell you how hard it was when they had to do it. 16. How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They’re efficient and not very funny. 17. How long does it take a performance artist to change a lightbulb?

### How many flies does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. 9. How did the hipster burn his hand? He changed the lightbulb before it was cool. 10. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but nobody knows how they got in there. 11. How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?